Friends, Countrymen, and Countrywomen
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Friends, Countrymen, and Countrywomen
I'm Often AsKed, "How is "A Beginner's Guide to Paradise" Different than Game of THrones?"
So I made this handy chart.
I'm Often AsKed, "How is "A Beginner's Guide to Paradise" Different than Game of THrones?"
So I made this handy chart.
AND mine is free!
That's A Lie. It's Not Free.
That's A Lie. It's Not Free.
But in an emergency, you can make it into origami.
But in an emergency, you can make it into origami.
Who Needs Cable?
Who Needs Cable?
WOULD YOU RATHER BE…
WOULD YOU RATHER BE…
With Him?
With Him?
Or Here?
Or Here?
And try learning the answers to these questions from Game of Thrones:
And try learning the answers to these questions from Game of Thrones:
1. How much, per pound, should you expect to pay a priest to fly you to the island of Pig?
2. If you could have just one movie on a remote Pacific island, what would it definitely not be?
3. How do respectfully, yet effectively, woo a woman with Pringles?
4. Is a free, one-hour class from Home Depot on “Flowerbox Construction” sufficient training to build a house?
5. How do you diaper a baby monkey?
But don’t take my word for it.
Other people have said nice - or pretty nice - things about the book.
But don’t take my word for it.
Other people have said nice - or pretty nice - things about the book.
"The male answer to 'Eat, Pray, Love'!"
-BookPage
"Hilarious and brilliantly written."
- AJ Jacobs, editor at large, Esquire
"Sincerely funny."
-Kirkus Reviews
"A must read!"
-New York Post
"Witty and immensely entertaining!"
-Passport Magazine
"Charming and ferociously entertaining."
Peter Mountford, author A Young Man's Guide to Late Capitalism
"An absolute waste of time."
-Professional Networking Association of America (PNAA)
So Buy The Book
So Buy The Book
Oh No
Oh No
You're Still Here.
You're Still Here.
You're One of Those People
You're One of Those People
Who Actually Wants To Know
Who Actually Wants To Know
What A Book Is About Before Buying It.
What A Book Is About Before Buying It.
Fine
But as punishment, you're going to have to read this in the 3rd person...
Fine
But as punishment, you're going to have to read this in the 3rd person...
Burnt out and facing a quarter-life crisis, Alex Sheshunoff quit his Internet job in New York City and bought a one-way ticket to the South Pacific island of Yap, bringing with him only a few t-shirts and the hundred books he was most embarrassed not to have read.
While out there, he'd meet a girl on a full-moon kayak ride, build a bungalow with friends, adopt a baby monkey and, of course, write his own book.
This new, award-winning memoir from Penguin Random House will will surprise you, make you laugh out loud, take you to the unforgettable islands of Palau, Yap and Pig, and either inspire you to move to your own island - perhaps one with only two letters in its name - or convince you that staying home was the best choice all along. Either way, you'll find out what happens when you simply give it all up and buy a one-way ticket to the South Pacific.
So Buy the Book!
For each copy you buy I get $1.32 which adds up…slowly. So buy a lot of copies for Christmas.
So Buy the Book!
For each copy you buy I get $1.32 which adds up…slowly. So buy a lot of copies for Christmas.
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Or tell a few others who might be interested...
Or tell a few others who might be interested...
